THE PREDATOR - Part One - The Funniest Comedy of 2018 (Cynical Reviews)

The Predator (2018) might well be the funniest comedy of that year. But for all the wrong reasons.
The latest instalment in the Predator franchise, The Predator (2018) is both a complete mess and an insult to its intellectual property. After being hastily reshot and re-edited in response to awful test screenings, it was left as a pile of barely comprehensible garbage that writer/director Shane Black will never live down. It fails at being either a sci-fi horror or a comedy, being neither scary nor funny.
But throw in some terrible writing, over-the-top slapstick violence, bad CGI, unconvincing autism, and a little bit of controversy, and you have unintentional hilarity gold.
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    Cynical ReviewsCynical ReviewsМісяць тому
    • @Cynical Reviews @10:15 You revealed yourself.

      Kendon L. TaylorKendon L. Taylor3 дні тому
    • WHERE is the 2nd part sir?

      Nicolas PrattNicolas Pratt13 днів тому
    • I thought the last one said ‘Horny Homosexuloid’ Same thing I guess

      Triton 23Triton 2318 днів тому
    • Its COMEDY JUST LIKE PACIFIC RIM 2, I WAS EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTED, the whole movie was like a children play ground

      Sadique YakubuSadique Yakubu20 днів тому
    • Cynical Reviews great video as usual

      TimmeringTimmering28 днів тому
  • Ultimate method actor?

    HangfriedHangfried3 години тому
  • 9:37..." Stranger Danger. "

    BlackballBlackball19 годин тому
  • This movie is so "unintentionally" offensive.

    RozuRulesRozuRulesДень тому
  • 8:06 very true.

    RozuRulesRozuRulesДень тому
  • The sex offender should’ve played the predator

    A Choking FishA Choking Fish2 дні тому
  • 10:25 WHAT'SS

    Renald MusicRenald Music2 дні тому
  • Glad I'm not the only one that thought this was hilarious.. A bit of a rift between a friend and I (I prefer the Alien franchise, she prefers Predator) however we both got the sinking feeling that this was going to be a big miss. And boy was it. Plus the Autism thing is kind of personal, and of course hollywood screwed it up for plot convenience. But at least we had a laugh.

    MisschiefLolzMisschiefLolz2 дні тому
  • J k Rawlings is a sad excuse for a human

    kainblood1000kainblood10003 дні тому
  • Here's my exposition: I think they aren't Predators as much as they are "space archaeologists". Odd creatures' bones (like humans, for example) are fascinating, but they don't like digging because that's slow and boring and they only make weapons, ya know?

    zognarregzognarreg3 дні тому
  • This one and the original don't seem like they're in the same universe. The AVP movies were pure trash this seems more on par with them

    Rebel Rouser 76Rebel Rouser 765 днів тому
  • Insulting fans and original movie.

    БабекБабек6 днів тому
  • the only good thing about this movie and the predators from 2010 is that the old predator model/costume looks badass in most cases and the guys who played them for a short time should have atleast a silver medal for putting up with these bullshit movies.

    Love The Beast WithinLove The Beast Within6 днів тому
  • I don't get it.. one minute you're condemning sexual harassment and the next one you're sad because the actress is no longer naked. WTF? Pick a side!! By the way.. great review.. pretty funny.

    Enrique OrtizEnrique Ortiz6 днів тому
  • Thank Jesus the little autistic lad didn't intercept his old man's other package as it contained a fleshlight :-) question? Why's there a female characters in this? Oh diversity and " strong female characters and all" meh

    Hey McFlyHey McFly7 днів тому
  • I thought it was funny as hell. I was entertained.

    Josh DerakJosh Derak7 днів тому
  • Isn’t it strange that the predator has an actual predator in it, if you know what I mean 🤣

    Jack MillsJack Mills7 днів тому
  • Let's keep in mind Olivia Munn was an actual fake gamer/geek girl that pretended to care about that type of stuff just to get the lonely, socially awkward guy crowd. Then she couldn't answer basic questions regarding something she was a supposed fan of. Now if you look at her twitter she's basically a hardcore SJW now with zero mention of games, comics, sci-fy,etc. She's faker than her silicon filled face.

    WeeItsNookiesWeeItsNookies7 днів тому
  • The cringe was epic. Especially Thomas Jane’s character. I mean how sad that he has to now stoop to that. I thought my life was bad.

    Jiggajig JonesJiggajig Jones7 днів тому
  • "I heard you wrote the book on X." What a weird line, makes a great double edged compliment.

    tiecktieck7 днів тому
  • 10:14 AHHHHHHHH WHAT IS THIS WHY ARE YOU NOT A DOG

    GamePlayMetalGamePlayMetal7 днів тому
  • generic with an F the movie sucks too

    DocC atFaceDocC atFace7 днів тому
  • Am i the only one that likes Predator 2 more than the first?

    cooldbz12cooldbz127 днів тому
  • Seems like Olivia Munn didn't care anymore about the movie. Plus it was the right thing to do to out a convicted child rapist and get his role cut. I think in the long run it would have hurt the movie more keeping that character in. So she put her own acting career on the line, instead of Shane Black's(as he knew about it and cast him) and the movie. I salute her for that. That some of her co-stars even thought that she should have waited to out the guy to the press... ouch. Fame, money and their careers above everything else i guess.

    Ray JacksonRay Jackson7 днів тому
  • Thst cast made me sick... literally.. they better not give this a sequel

    Alpha gamesAlpha games7 днів тому
  • Predator=thing that fuvking kills things, a hunter is still a predator their correction doesn't make sense

    joseph roszelljoseph roszell7 днів тому
  • The movie was good to laugh at. Its bad and disappointing. Also pretty stupid.

    SomeOneOnlineSomeOneOnline8 днів тому
  • Predator isn't supposed to be a horror franchise, it's mainly action. The existence of the comedy isn't really a problem either, there's a lot more of it here but my only issue with it was that a lot of it just wasn't good.

    SeriousPainSeriousPain8 днів тому
  • Who tf is that weird guy who shows up and lip syncs along with you halfway through? It’d be easier to just show us your real, doggo face

    Bokrug the Water SerpentBokrug the Water Serpent8 днів тому
  • That kid blowing up the house was hilarious.

    Miles TrombleyMiles Trombley8 днів тому
  • game of thrones ended great!

    Dallas SegnoDallas Segno8 днів тому
  • Yeah, bring back cigars!

    Szkarłatny PumpernikielSzkarłatny Pumpernikiel8 днів тому
  • 'words fail me'. Hmm 20 min video suggests otherwise

    jim mcjim mc8 днів тому
  • THE (SEXUAL) PREDATOR

    David CookDavid Cook8 днів тому
  • Munns career is doing just fine ya cunt.

    Micah McgaffinMicah Mcgaffin8 днів тому
  • It's now official. Shane Black can't write. Maybe he's always been a bit of an overrated hack... at least Predator still holds up, and Predator 2 isn't terrible. The rest of these films blow. Even Predators.

    Monitors of Decorum & DecencyMonitors of Decorum & Decency8 днів тому
    • @Imaad Shahrukh Whether it is because of luck, talent, or whatever else, I am perplexed by this... Films like Leathal Weapon 1 and 2, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, The Nice Guys, and even Predator... They are all great partly due to him. But these recent stinkers have been REALLY bad... The next Predator movie could be great, so long as Black is relegated to a casual observer, not a director/writer/producer... (I don't mean the possible sequel to the 2018 film. Please God, let that film die...)

      Monitors of Decorum & DecencyMonitors of Decorum & Decency3 дні тому
    • He is overrated. The fact that Shane Black directed Iron Man 3 and added that dumb plot twist was a sign that Predator would suck. It's weird how people defend this hack for controversial decisions while other directors such as Zack Snyder are equated with Hitler.

      Imaad ShahrukhImaad Shahrukh3 дні тому
  • "The Predator ignores Olivia Munn because he didn't want to get cut out of the film". Top joke. Just cut to black man, that can't be topped.

    Pixel SupportPixel Support8 днів тому
  • As a veteran, we mostly act like terrible teenagers... Telling really bad terrible jokes.

    Wes AntillesWes Antilles8 днів тому
  • I kinda wish your reviews included fewer gross comments ogling women.

    sharksandsheepsharksandsheep8 днів тому
  • 12:20 the movie had 3 people giving lines at once for no apparent reason and it admit look like a version edited by a college class. I almost need to see it now. I need to know how bad.

    Cole ChristensenCole Christensen8 днів тому
  • That movie sucked so bad!

    MegaLaidbackMegaLaidback8 днів тому
  • The kid trick or treats at house number 420.. bait trolling haha

    Matthew MaddenMatthew Madden8 днів тому
  • They thought we couldnt weaponize autism..........They Were Wrong.

    Zion BenjaminZion Benjamin9 днів тому
  • 14:55 😂😂😂😂

    Squandered TurtleSquandered Turtle9 днів тому
  • I'm okay with this Predator being a comedy, actually.

    Akatsukileader9Akatsukileader99 днів тому
  • You look like Daniel Radcliff...GET YER GUN

    Commander VexCommander Vex9 днів тому
  • Where did the bad man touch you? Rember, he is pradoter, u are vicstim in all this badrongz fuckytime. A pradoter is just a rongkok fuckboi u swete wess cuntry chiled. *Hugz 4 mugz*

    Cali BraxusCali Braxus9 днів тому
  • Am I the only one who thought the protagonist and the sidekicks were interesting? The only problem I had with this film was the writing.

    Rolling StoneRolling Stone9 днів тому
  • No offense but you kinda look like Rian Johnson

    Darth CameronDarth Cameron9 днів тому
  • This film really expanded the lore by adding a sexual Predator.

    Darth CameronDarth Cameron9 днів тому
  • Predators only take trophy skulls from worthy opponents; the skinning thing is more of a scare tactic

    Joe ZJoe Z9 днів тому
  • This shitty movie is in the same category as Ghostbusters 2016 for one of the worst movie ever made! Both Ghostbusters 2016 and The Predator are insults to their respective franchises, to the fans and to anyone with a brain. Period.

    Erick GaudreaultErick Gaudreault9 днів тому
  • Being 18 when the original came out i was thoroughly disappointed with this film. The part in the lab when she says "you beautiful motherfucker" made me cringe, also i thought predators ran very fast yet the woman kept pace with predator as he escaped from the lab. What a fucking farce this was thanks Shane Black

    GeemonsterGeemonster9 днів тому
  • This reminds me of Sharknado level of awesomness 😅

    Baron papaBaron papa9 днів тому
  • "...the Predator ignored her, probably didn't want to get cut out of the movie" that was a beautiful line and editing.

    BakalakalajihadBakalakalajihad9 днів тому
  • I'm currently listening to the Audio novel version of it and the author does his best so hard to try and make it a good story with the shit script he was given. At one moment he does an awesome prose about the ship crashing and the sad majesty of a beautiful ship like that being damaged, giving background characters a whole backstory and quite likeable...and then we get to the scientist lady make that comment. Hell he tries to explain the stupid dog alien bringing shit to the main cast. To say it's mildly Schizophrenic is an understatement.

    Gorvar The DinomanGorvar The Dinoman9 днів тому
  • Being autistic myself I thought exact same thing about the kid being left in the school during a fire alarm. Nowadays if you were to leave some autistic kid alone during a supposed fire your school would be under deep shit. So stupid and unrealistic

    Raptor PrimalRaptor Primal9 днів тому
  • I'm sorry... I will CUT YOU? What... the actual... fuq? Seriously, they are taking an tired old bit from Mad TV and adding it to a move in 2019 for laughs at the expense of a mentally deficient child... Ohhhhkay. And can we stop being pussy's about the word retarded when talking about mentally disabled people. They are retarded, the word is accurate, not an insult.

    bruce waynebruce wayne9 днів тому
  • Key was the best part in this movie... he said he wanted to act in action movies, so he should have more action scenes

    Bee WellBee Well9 днів тому
  • This is a very well made funny video! bravo man

    Bane BasaraBane Basara9 днів тому
  • I used to go to the cinema everyweek during the late 70's 80's and 90's. I go about twice a year now. Its a total shit-show . I bet theres a load of absolute mongs who luv this and give it 5 stars.

    NoPantsNoPants9 днів тому
  • I thought that was Anissa Kate.

    TheWatchernatorTheWatchernator9 днів тому
  • The nicest thing I can say about this movie is that it makes the original look like Mozart in comparison and then I imagine the Predator in a powered wig and that makes me smile as I slowly die inside.

    Flightness SnowbirbFlightness Snowbirb9 днів тому
  • Well. Seeing your face was not something I was expecting today, but, neat! Also, thanks for the rant about autism. I really appreciate it. I wish people would stop treating mental illness and neurological disorders as cheap plot points. Especially since most of them seem to have ZERO actual understanding of the various ones they use (practically parodying them, more like).

    KissMyAspergersKissMyAspergers10 днів тому
  • i hated that they explained the tourettes to the guy as soon as he gets on the bus, but she has to go through that cringe-inducing joke and they don't explain it to her so that joke can happen. It makes me so mad.

    Mhairi Ferguson BurnsMhairi Ferguson Burns10 днів тому
  • Skulls, and occasionally sounds, not ' body parts' and laughing at supposed seriousness, is the benchmark of potential cult status....

    LucianCorrvinous Son of HekatéLucianCorrvinous Son of Hekaté10 днів тому
  • So the director's friend with the sex conviction pays his dues but you, like every "starlet" who hasn't won an Academy Award yet, demands that the man - who has paid his dues to society as far as society is concerned - be denied employment? I assume that includes housing and food, and if not, why not - do you LIKE sexual harassers?! Let's just execute him. You get to be judge and jury. Apparently.

    Mark BasnightMark Basnight10 днів тому
  • It *is* a comedy and it is fine. If you want to watch the original Predator go watch the original Predator. I went into this expecting a goofy, maybe 10% serious movie from the guy who wrote Monster Squad. It’s no Monster Squad, but it’s fine.

    Steven GordonSteven Gordon10 днів тому
  • This was actually my first Predator movie and I really enjoyed it. Maybe going in without any expectations or franchise knowledge really helped me out.

    Justice DunnJustice Dunn10 днів тому
  • "I can't keep doing this to myself..." Priceless.

    Charles NorrisCharles Norris10 днів тому
THE PREDATOR - Part One -  The Funniest Comedy of 2018 (Cynical Reviews)